adventuretime:

Thank you, sir, may we have another…

… smack in the buns with this sweet, sweet, Adventure Time paddle (though if you drilled some holes in it, you’d cut down wind resistance, just a suggestion).

adventuretimefan:

‘Adventure Time Paddle! :)’

Liking Adventure Time is worth a paddlin’. Thanks chrissieloveskittens for the submission.

collegehumor:

Dog Trying to Eat Air Out of Leaf Blower

The next best thing to sticking your head out the car window.

collegehumor:

What?!

Shit! She must have found the broken dish.

collegehumor:

Beware of 600 Lb. Females

Don’t be offended, it’s because their personalities are so captivating.

collegehumor:

Baby Up in this Bitch Sign

Just a few months ago that sign was on his wife.

collegehumor:

Man Gets Balls Trapped in Chair 

The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike.

collegehumor:

Spell Check Corrects “Most Cunty” to “Cuntiest” 

What dictionary are you using?

collegehumor:

Woman Ties Sex Doll to Tree to Slow Down Traffic

With age comes wisdom.

collegehumor:

Volleyball Girl Falls Into Guy’s Crotch [Click to animate]

“And kids, this is how I met your mother.”

collegehumor:

Pool Safety Rules for Other Places [Click to continue reading]